Okay, so the title might be a bit confusing. It’s supposed to be a combination of “noticed” and “nose,” but I’m not sure if it’s working. Anyway…
I was driving down I-74 today on my way to the airport and I noticed something that I inevitably see whenever I travel. There was a man driving his car, passing me (slow down!), and he was picking his nose! It’s bad enough that I saw it, but I know that he is not alone. Alas, the nose-picking-addicts-who-can’t-even-stop-while-driving are everywhere. I hate them have great concern for them. What is wrong with them that they can’t wait until their destination to pick there nose…perhaps in the privacy of a bathroom. Moreover, what if they got in an accident? Their airbag might shoot out into their hand, lodging their finger into the deepest darkest places in their brain, rendering them dead (or a vegetable…like a rootabaga…isn’t that a fun word? say it over and over). Furthermore, it kind of grosses me out.
I got my hair cut today. The lady was washing my hair and I looked up to realize that her armpit was right in my face. Normally I wouldn’t have noticed this, and I’m sure it always happens, but this time she was wearing a sleeveless shirt. My face was literally inches away, and I couldn’t help be think to myself, “I sure am glad that she wore deodorant today.”
It is summer time, and a lot of you probably have some activities that you love to do each and every summer. I remember when I was little, my family used to go out on our speed boat. As we got older, we had to sell the boat because it wasn’t used as much, but the memories of that boat are great. If you have a boat, make sure you remember your Boating Education. Don’t let unsafe practices risk your good memories.
Well, you know which evil villain I am, so now it’s time for you to see which super hero I am. This should come as no surprise to anyone who knew me when I was little. I will tell you NOT to take this quiz because you have to jump through hoops to get your results.
I had a great weekend. My parents came to celebrate my birthday, which was nice. We ended up spending a couple hours at David’s Bridal so that my mom could try on dresses for the wedding. I think we figured out what kind of dress looks the best on her, so now we’re trying to figure out which one she should get. She found a bunch at David’s that she liked, but she really wants to find one in our hometown so she can support local businesses.
Taryn and I have our cake testing tomorrow. We’re kind of excited about the bakery we found. They specialize in making cakes with buttercream icing that is so smooth it looks like fondant. We’ll also see if they can make a cake like the one we decided we like the best. It’s unique!
Last night, I went uptown with some friends. Every Thursday during the summer, there is a different band that has a concert from 7:30-10:00. Last night it was a band that was similar to the one that will be playing at our wedding. They played a song that I liked called “That’s All.” Michael Buble sings a version of it, but his version is much slower. I’m not sure which version I prefer, but I’m leaning toward the Buble version. He has such a nice voice.
I was watching TV today and I saw an episode of Life With Jim that I thought was really funny. One of their kids was complaining that she didn’t like corn, so Jim tried demonstrating that eating corn can be fun. He started eating it and pretending he was a type-writer. Their kids did not understand. Then, the girl complained about not liking corn again and the mom said she sounded like a broken record. The girl asked what that was!
It got me thinking, what kind of things did people used to do at weddings that young people don’t know about anymore? Anyone know of anything?
I told Taryn a long time ago that I wanted to do the thriller dance at our reception. Well, I was bored this evening and was looking up funny YouTube videos and I found this clip. I’m glad I don’t remember most of the 80s.
