Ever Noseticed Something?
Posted on Jul 15, 2008 under Uncategorized |Okay, so the title might be a bit confusing. It’s supposed to be a combination of “noticed” and “nose,” but I’m not sure if it’s working. Anyway…
I was driving down I-74 today on my way to the airport and I noticed something that I inevitably see whenever I travel. There was a man driving his car, passing me (slow down!), and he was picking his nose! It’s bad enough that I saw it, but I know that he is not alone. Alas, the nose-picking-addicts-who-can’t-even-stop-while-driving are everywhere. I hate them have great concern for them. What is wrong with them that they can’t wait until their destination to pick there nose…perhaps in the privacy of a bathroom. Moreover, what if they got in an accident? Their airbag might shoot out into their hand, lodging their finger into the deepest darkest places in their brain, rendering them dead (or a vegetable…like a rootabaga…isn’t that a fun word? say it over and over). Furthermore, it kind of grosses me out.
July 15th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
If so many are doing it, maybe it’s , well , normal. Kind of like when you have an itch on the top of your head or the end of your nose and it’s really bugging you. Just a thought !
July 19th, 2008 at 12:17 am
LOL! I couldn’t understand why they just need to do that in public. Maybe when they have to do it, they just have to do it. Roger may be right too, it could be the norm when a lot of people are doing it. I would not be doing it. It is a very private affair