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Ever Noseticed Something?

Okay, so the title might be a bit confusing. It’s supposed to be a combination of “noticed” and “nose,” but I’m not sure if it’s working. Anyway…

I was driving down I-74 today on my way to the airport and I noticed something that I inevitably see whenever I travel. There was a man driving his car, passing me (slow down!), and he was picking his nose! It’s bad enough that I saw it, but I know that he is not alone. Alas, the nose-picking-addicts-who-can’t-even-stop-while-driving are everywhere. I hate them have great concern for them. What is wrong with them that they can’t wait until their destination to pick there nose…perhaps in the privacy of a bathroom. Moreover, what if they got in an accident? Their airbag might shoot out into their hand, lodging their finger into the deepest darkest places in their brain, rendering them dead (or a vegetable…like a rootabaga…isn’t that a fun word? say it over and over). Furthermore, it kind of grosses me out.

Haircut

I got my hair cut today. The lady was washing my hair and I looked up to realize that her armpit was right in my face. Normally I wouldn’t have noticed this, and I’m sure it always happens, but this time she was wearing a sleeveless shirt. My face was literally inches away, and I couldn’t help be think to myself, “I sure am glad that she wore deodorant today.”

Boat Safe

It is summer time, and a lot of you probably have some activities that you love to do each and every summer. I remember when I was little, my family used to go out on our speed boat. As we got older, we had to sell the boat because it wasn’t used as much, but the memories of that boat are great. If you have a boat, make sure you remember your Boating Education. Don’t let unsafe practices risk your good memories.

Beautiful

I saw this, and I thought it was really powerful.